You Know You’re at a Trail Runner’s House When…

Dirty shoes litter the front porch.
…dirty shoes litter the front porch.
The fridge is stocked with good beer.
…the fridge is stocked with good beer.
An entire drawer is dedicated to bottles and gels.
…an entire drawer is dedicated to bottles and gels.

 

 

 

 

...running clothes spill out closets.
…running clothes spill out of closets.
…the laundry machine is ALWAYS running.

 

...you mix martinis with a protein mix shaker.
…you mix martinis with a protein mix shaker.

...stickers cover the Subaru out front.

…stickers cover the Subaru out front.
...the foam roller has become an acceptable part of furniture.
…the foam roller has become an acceptable part of furniture.
...toddlers are wearing running gear.
…toddlers are wearing running gear and drinking out of hydration bottles.
...more shoes behind the door!
…more shoes behind the door!

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